Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
my daughter requested mac and cheese for lunch but “without too much cheese” and i didn’t know you could fail parenting and this hard
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 17, 2023
When I moved into my house, the first thing I did was put a chair in the corner of my bedroom so I’d have some place to throw my clothes
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 18, 2023
My ideal coffee mug size is Disneyland Mad Tea Party ride
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) January 16, 2023
It might look like I have it all together but deep down inside I’m trying figure out if my underwear is on backwards
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 18, 2023
My 7yo has been watching movies about teenagers and now he’s mad he doesn’t have a curfew
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 17, 2023
My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 14, 2023
I think the reason it's cloudy is because the sun wanted to sleep longer.
-my 4yo, the meteorologist.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) January 18, 2023
Ever miss someone so much you wanna hurl?
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 19, 2023
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your b-hole deserve the good tp
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 17, 2023
My husband broke and asked me to do his laundry today. I said no, just to keep ya updated
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) January 17, 2023
My son texted me a recipe for gluten free granola bars with the message “you must make this”. I assured his kidnappers I would make their snacks in exchange for his safe return.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 18, 2023
The moms who Pinterest-up their kids’ birthday parties are amazing but the mom whose party was the best was the one I never saw because she let me drop off my kid at the door and leave
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 17, 2023
Parents be like, “We thought your home could use the encyclopedia set we bought for you in the 4th grade.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 17, 2023
Tried the “i can see on your face when you lie because a line flashes across your forehead” with 6 and she pointed out the wrinkle lines on my forehead.
This one’s on me.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) January 15, 2023