Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
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Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Thinking back to that time that I suggested we stop giving out goodie bags at kids birthday parties and pissed off 100s of grownups. 😂
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) November 25, 2022
When my first kid was little, he never tried to do things for himself, and I always thought it would be better if he were more independent. Now my third kid is little and super independent and you guys I was wrong. This is so much worse.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 1, 2022
People who demand other people make their coffee for them, first of all where do you get the privilege and audacity and second how did you train them to do it right
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) November 30, 2022
The fastest way to get your family to leave you alone is to say, “Time to decorate the Christmas tree!” & then watch as your teens & spouse run & hide. You sit & relax with a glass of wine.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 29, 2022
It’s so annoying when my husband is in my way in the kitchen and also when I’m doing everything alone in the kitchen
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 1, 2022
4yo: I'm gonna put on a Grinch costume and steal Christmas.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) November 30, 2022
being a parent who doesn’t love to play pretend is awful because you feel like a bad parent and you still have to play pretend
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) December 1, 2022
At the aquarium yesterday, my kid asked, “The sharks aren’t allowed to eat the other fish, right?” So if anyone asks, aquarium sharks are vegetarian
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 30, 2022
If tired was a competition, I’d totally win this week.
— Terri Fry (@momlikethat1) November 30, 2022
Not letting my husband eat the cookies I made since he thinks Christmas doesn't start until December
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) November 27, 2022
Do we have merch?
-my kid after watching too much youtube
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 30, 2022
My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 30, 2022
I’m pretty sure the most wonderful time of the year is the cumulative hours a year I spend sleeping and not dealing with reality
— 🎁🎄Mommeh Cheerest🎄🎁 (@mommeh_dearest) November 29, 2022
Might fuck around and tell my kids that the elf of the shelf is experiencing seasonal depression this year, to set their expectations nice and low.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) December 1, 2022
I really want to know what issue autocorrect has with the word well.
— Mama•Is•Surviving (@MomOf2Happas) November 29, 2022
Me: But aren’t you scared of the Elf on the Shelf? We don’t have to have him come around…
Kid: No! He’s just a stuffy that comes to life and tickles you and watches you all the time, it’s fine.
Cool, but now I’m scared…
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) November 30, 2022
My kid figured out how to use google so I guess I have to quit blaming shit I don’t understand on witches
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) December 1, 2022
I never know what to do with my face when people tell me what they plan on naming their baby.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 30, 2022
If it takes months to lose weight and only minutes to gain weight, perhaps we’re not supposed to be skinny
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 30, 2022
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