Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Sit right down and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
Welcome to parenthood. You never planned on saying things like, "I have to go potty" to another adult, but here we are.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 29, 2022
Married Wrapped 2022 list is out! My most heard tunes were
1. What’s for dinner
2. Did you even look?! (Explicit)
3. Never mind! I’ll do it myself
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 1, 2022
Who am I to judge?
– People who are always the first to judge
— Mike (@Parentpains) December 1, 2022
4yo calls his backpack a “pack pack” and I never want to correct him
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) December 1, 2022
My 6 y/o daughter used the word “pacifically” to make a point during an argument so of course to effectively mansplain my counterpoint I started with, “Atlantically …”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) November 30, 2022
So we are out in the neighborhood looking for our golden retriever, and we hear some dogs barking. 4yo says that’s not him, that’s not what his bark looks like.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) November 29, 2022
You mean to tell me the floor really isn’t lava? That I could’ve been walking on it this whole time?
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) December 1, 2022
When I went to pick up my 5yo from kindergarten today his teacher wanted to tell me something. At first I was worried but it turns out my son has been telling his classmates that I’m an astronaut. Not just any astronaut though. I’ve been to space three times!
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 2, 2022
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) December 2, 2022
Normalize wearing Snuggies on Zoom calls
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 30, 2022
Just get my kids to flush.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 2, 2022
I don't mean to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) December 1, 2022
If you’re thinking about becoming a parent, just know my kid was playing a kazoo at 6:30am
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) December 2, 2022
If you're sick and tired of not having to repeat yourself after everything you ever say to someone then kids might be for you
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 2, 2022
Little Drummer boy: I have no gifts to bring
Mary: thats ok
Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too
Little Drummer boy: just gonna bang TF outta these drums tho
Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to god
— 🍁Yukon Cornelius (@GrahamKritzer) December 1, 2022