Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Toddler: I wanted to do it!
Me: You said you didn’t want to
Toddler: I said no yes yes no no no yes yes no
Me: I can’t imagine why I was confused
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 24, 2023
do you have enough emotional support snackies?
-me, as a therapist
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 21, 2023
All my horoscopes today said "you are gonna be so creative and powerful in the next twenty years" alright but what about today like I asked
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) March 24, 2023
Friday night regrets in your 30s: sat down and forgot your drink in another room
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 25, 2023
Couples without kids: We decided to jet off to Hawaii this weekend.
Couples with kids: We decided to fix our stove this weekend.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 24, 2023
Our toilet seat lid broke. My husband is shopping Amazon for a new seat. “We can save 11% by getting a used one!”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) March 23, 2023
“Oh you have a hot tub? You never mentioned it” said no one ever.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 24, 2023
Me carrying the weight of being the funniest person in my whole family pic.twitter.com/PND4ndxkAS
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) March 12, 2023
I wonder how smart I would have grown up to be had my dad not smacked my head on every wall in the house trying to carry me up to bed
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) March 21, 2023
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