Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Tried to type ‘vagina’ and my phone changed it to ‘cantina’…
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 9, 2023
Look out hot girl summer, mediocre middle aged mom summer is comin’ for ya.
— Stacey (@nofilterblonde) March 5, 2023
Stop glamorizing "The Grind" and start glamorizing whatever this is pic.twitter.com/uIiptVlt6t
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) March 8, 2023
If you’re on the fence about getting your kid a cellphone, my MIL stopped calling me and calls my kid instead
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 8, 2023
I was feeling like a bad mom and my husband told me it’s okay because the best mom lives in Nowhere, Oklahoma and her life is miserable
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) March 6, 2023
When the robot uprising happens I hope they take mercy on me for all the times I left food on the floor for my roomba.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 8, 2023
The neighbors were putting their garbage out at the same time so now I have to hide inside until they’re done
-memoirs of an introvert
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 9, 2023
Everyone loves long hair until you have to vacuum, pull it out of your buttcrack or the worst, end up pulling one out of your toothbrush right after attempting to brush your teeth and finding one lodged in the bristles
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) March 9, 2023
my husband and i are teaching the kids basic chores like putting their plates in the dishwasher and doing laundry…i feel a brand new life unfolding right before my eyes
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 8, 2023
I don’t care if it fits, as long as it has pockets
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 8, 2023
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