Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Me: *spent all week driving my kids to soccer, play dates, swim, dance…*
My kids: how come we never get to do anything fun
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 20, 2023
was washing a handful of raspberries when a spider came crawling out of one of them
all im saying is this doesn’t happen with cookies
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 18, 2023
I had the most uplifting experience today, I saw a friend who had infant triplet girls the last time I saw him ten years ago and he's still alive today against all odds
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) April 19, 2023
I hate when people try to get my attention while I’ve got my earbuds is especially when they’re all like “Mommy can I have a snack?”
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) April 19, 2023
Politely declining bad news from now on
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) April 17, 2023
My Saturday night plans: picking up the teen from HER Saturday night plans.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 16, 2023
My kids could never get away with a murder because they'd leave an empty fruit snack wrapper at the crime scene.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 20, 2023
Kids will give you the biggest hug right before absolutely destroying you in portrait form
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 19, 2023
My daughter wants to know why I won’t peel and slice her apple and according to her “because I’m driving” is not a valid excuse.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 20, 2023
I work over 48 hours a week and my husband still won't do his own laundry, that is all, carry on
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) April 12, 2023
I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that our new broom came with instructions or that my husband is actually reading them
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 18, 2023
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