Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
My kids could get a lollipop from the top of Mt. Fuji, but a pair of socks from their drawer, that’s too difficult
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 26, 2023
How to kidnap me pic.twitter.com/Gey8AVuU90
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 25, 2023
Starbucks is going to start charging an extra $1 for less ice. Twitter wants you to pay to be seen. So my advice is to stay home and make coffee and stay offline. Live like it’s 1995. Be free!
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 25, 2023
My husband just explained to me that he isn't cutting his hair due to the hockey playoffs. I wonder when they called and asked for his help
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) April 23, 2023
My 10yo got a “30 Days of Self-Care” calendar from school with activities she’s supposed to do each day of the month and my self-care activity is ignoring it.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 26, 2023
I didn’t realize so much of parenting would be finding things to catch your kid’s barf with
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) April 26, 2023
I feel suspiciously good today so I’ll go ahead and stress about that. Take that mental health.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) April 21, 2023
I work over 48 hours a week and my husband still won't do his own laundry, that is all, carry on
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) April 12, 2023
Sometimes I have fear of missing out but most times I have relief of not going
— Tiffany (@tiffanytweets80) April 27, 2023
My therapist agrees my husband needs to stop throwing my words back at me. I can’t wait to rub that in his stupid face.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 26, 2023
I couldn’t find the Nutella so I asked my son if he had seen it. He brought it to school. It’s in his locker. It’s for emergencies.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 25, 2023
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