The kids are excited about Halloween this year because the holiday falls on a Saturday.
This means staying out longer, staying up later, and no school the next day.
Parents are equally excited about Halloween falling on a Saturday this year.
This means drinking longer, staying up later to steal kid’s candy, and no work the next day, PLUS an extra hour because of Daylight Savings.
Don’t say that nothing good happened in 2020.
Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets and memes from parents this week.
If you don’t fold the laundry, it won’t get folded. I know because I run this experiment weekly
— Real Life Mommy – on the cusp of hope (@reallifemommy3) October 29, 2020
My brain waited to remind me that my 4yo used the chapstick on the dog until after I had already put it on my lips
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 30, 2020
Me: *digging a hole* Sorry, honey. Just following the social distancing orders.
Him: It’s six feet APART, not under.
Me: Just get in.
— your other turkey mom (@difficultpatty) October 30, 2020
6 year old: Mommy, we live in the United States of America, right?
Me: Don’t rub it in, Son.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) October 29, 2020
I hope my kids enjoy watching me carve pumpkins again this year.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 29, 2020
I just passed 10,000 steps on my FitBit.
I'd be more excited but it's actually a cumulative total taken since mid-March.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 30, 2020
Santatizer — (n.) Hand sanitizer left by the fireplace on Christmas Eve in 2020 meant to protect St. Nick and the homes he visits from coronavirus.
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) October 29, 2020
He died doing what he loved, folding towels in half rather than in thirds.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 27, 2020
the best part about my depression is how much nutella she lets me eat
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) October 29, 2020
Zebras? Oh, you mean horse referees
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) October 26, 2020
My 3 year old calls people “humans” as in, “what is that human doing in that car?” And it’s creepy in the most adorable way.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) October 30, 2020
“What are you supposed to be, some sorta Fortnite character?”
– Dads at every costume they don’t immediately recognize
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) October 30, 2020
In case you were curious, I still know all the words to “Whatta Man” by Salt-N-Pepa
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) October 25, 2020
I say "shove it up your butt" a lot for someone who's not into butt stuff.
— Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 (@EmmyStar79) October 30, 2020
If Halloween has taught me anything, it’s that underneath all the fancy costumes and priceless smiles, toddlers are still a bunch of tantruming assholes.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) October 30, 2020
Can't. Bribing my kids to dress up as mimes for Halloween this year so I have one evening of quiet.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) October 30, 2020
When you're trying to get in the car but the driver has the doors locked
1st pull 2nd pull pic.twitter.com/TiwR4lPWdR
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 29, 2020
Don’t forget to “fall back,” slam the back of your head, knock yourself out, and forget all about 2020 this weekend.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) October 30, 2020
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