I was tempted to name this week’s collection “funniest Thanksgiving tweets and memes” and you’ll know why after reading the first few.
Thanksgiving is always a weird situation for parents. You’re in charge of kids while trying not to be parented to death by your own parents. You’re telling children what to do and what not to do while yelling at other adults to stop telling you what to do.
Oh, and there’s a ton of food to eat to make you hate yourself throughout the process.
Well, good news, you’ve survived. The bad news is that you’ve got to do it all again in about a month with the extra special added bonus stress of giving and receiving gifts!
The most wonderful time of the year indeed.
Here’s this week’s dad jokes, mom puns, funny tweets, memes, and plain old rants from other parents.
Not to brag, but I was voted most likely to ruin Thanksgiving dinner.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) November 23, 2021
Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone on Thanksgiving is finish typing this.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 25, 2021
I just realized the only Thanksgiving tradition in our family is diarrhea
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 24, 2021
the hospital asked my wife if she still had the same husband and I told them she couldn’t get a trade-in at short notice
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) November 25, 2021
First thing my mother-in-law did when she arrived was water our plants because “they looked so thirsty” and I’m pretending that in no way relates to how she feels about our child-rearing.
A Thanksgiving Day thread.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) November 26, 2021
i made a pumpkin soup my wife saw on Pinterest last night and really wanted. she tasted it and said it was good but not what she thought it would be and didn't want a lot of it. that's fantastic cause the recipe made 55 gallons of it.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 18, 2021
Yeah, I actually just came for the food; I'm all good on unsolicited life advice, thanks.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 25, 2021
“i’ve been saving myself for you” i whisper to my thanksgiving meal
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 25, 2021
eating a vegetable at Thanksgiving to prove you're healthy before you dive face first into casseroles pic.twitter.com/aINNDm1jbs
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) November 25, 2021
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Thinking of a tweet.
Wife: No one will be on Twitter today. They'll be hanging out with their families.
Me: You don't understand Twitter at all.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2021
It’s either cheesy Xmas movies or serial killer murder shit. There is no in between.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 26, 2021
My teen called to tell me about his epic date and how he’s living his best life. I called him back later to brag about my incredible day of laundry and vacuuming so he’d know he’s not the only one having all the fun
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 25, 2021
It’s noon and I’ve already invoked the name of Santa approximately 3000 times.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) November 23, 2021
My kids ran out of corks for art projects so I ordered a case of wine, I feel this is my moment to shine
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 14, 2021
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