Before we get into the funny don’t forget to grab my new line of Post-It Notes with 3M. It would make my Christmas merry and bright.
Ok, here we go.
Here are this week’s dad jokes, mom puns, funny tweets, memes, and plain old rants from other parents.
December 23rd: the night no one knows what’s for dinner.
— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) December 23, 2021
I guess when I thought that I would catch up on tv shows while recovering from surgery I forgot that my kids still live here
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) December 23, 2021
You’re a mom now – your job on Christmas is to ruin your kids day by making them try on and model every item of clothing they got as gifts.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) December 24, 2021
just think, if you're an adult now every santa's lap you sat in as a kid is probably dead now.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 23, 2021
Dear people who combine Christmas and birthday gifts,
WE HATE YOU!
Everyone born in December & January.
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) December 18, 2021
4: Why are those girls walking with no mommy or daddy?
Me: Because they’re older.
4: When I’m older can I walk without mommy or daddy?
Me: Yes, of course.
4: WHAT! THAT’S CRAZY!
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 23, 2021
Now that I have young kids of my own I understand why my dad insisted we not visit him in the garage in the days leading up to Christmas. It's because kids are annoying.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 23, 2021
Note to self: don’t leave the elf within the dog’s reach Rest In Pieces sweet prince
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) December 17, 2021
Moved the thermostat up 1° this morning as a little holiday treat for the family.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 24, 2021
We get it Amazon Prime, everyone relies on moms at the last second too
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 24, 2021
7-year-old: I hate soup.
7: My food doesn't need a bath.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 23, 2021
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