I’ve been collecting the funniest tweets and memes from parents every Friday for the last two years. It wasn’t until today that I realized this process makes my Friday so much better.
I mean, yeah, Fridays are typically pretty good with the weekend coming, but reading these jokes every Friday morning really put me in a good.
I have no doubt my kids will ruin that feeling very soon.
Anyway, please enjoy this collection dad jokes, mom puns, funny tweets, memes, and regular old rants from parents just trying to survive until Saturday.
Parenting is like a circus. Sometimes you’re the ringmaster. Most of the time you’re the clown.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) April 27, 2022
I’m starting to think my kid might be an introvert pic.twitter.com/SQyzI9Sl0W
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) April 28, 2022
12 y/o girls are fun because they’ll agonize over the right dress to wear to a wedding only to be kneeling in the grass building a fairy house out of sticks in that same dress a couple hours later.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) April 25, 2022
I hate when I decide not to mention a local event to my kid bc I don’t wanna go, then some dumbass friend of hers blows up my spot by mentioning it at school and she comes home all, “There’s a spring fling carnival at the park tonight!” and I’m like FUUUUUCK
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 26, 2022
Just once, I’d like to be able to walk into the office with a tiger face painted on me without any questions.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) April 25, 2022
that point in parenting where you don't know where the kids are in the house but it's quiet and you're alone and you're like "if they die they die"
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 28, 2022
My daughter asked me if she could help me say bad words to the other cars and this is in no way a comment on my driving
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 27, 2022
Got my rental from the accident. It's a van, so my journey to full soccer mom is complete.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) April 26, 2022
5 said ‘fuck’, but she used it correctly so I don’t know I think it’s a win.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) April 28, 2022
I bought my teen son new deodorant
I didn’t realize that until I handed it to him and he started uncontrollably giggling
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 25, 2022
Took my twins to their swim class and the coach showed them how to float on their backs then asked if they had any questions. My boy twin asked if there was any cake and I think it was a fair question
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 26, 2022
Me: So, does your toy owl have a name?
My 6-year-old: It's OWLBERT (laughs) get it?
Me: That's PUNNY (laughs)
6: (Serious face) I think I want to play on my own now
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) April 27, 2022
The tension between wanting my kid to be independent and being a helicopter parent is intense.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 27, 2022
Me: I can’t find my phone
Husband: want me to call it?
Me: Why would my ringer be on like some psychopath that answers phone calls?
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) April 28, 2022
NO SCREENS FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND just fell out of my mouth and if divorce were a facial expression my husband just asked me for one
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 23, 2022
I’m suppose to give my wife an injection today but she’s worried cuz she’s seen my many struggles with Capri Sun straws.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) April 28, 2022
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