Ah, the good old days.
I could tell the kids it was bedtime a half-hour before their actual bedtime.
I could tell the kids McDonald’s isn’t open on weekends and that you could online go inside Chuck E. Cheese if you’re invited to a birthday party.
I could tell them they must have lost that really loud toy when I threw it in the trash.
Now the kids can tell time. They know McDonald’s is rarely closed. They’ve figured out that I throw things away because I’m too lazy to stuff things deep into the garbage and leave the evidence right on the surface.
To be honest, I didn’t even think the kids knew we had trash cans in the house.
And don’t even get me started on their ability to Google.
CURSE YOU, INTERNET!!
NOTES YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
- Note #817 – Louse
- Note #816 – Praise
- Note #815 – Uproarious
- Note #814 – Delayed
- Note #813 – Rendezvous
STUFF I DID ON YOUTUBE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
STUFF I DID ON INSTAGRAM THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
STUFF I DID ON TIKTOK THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
@chris_illuminati You’ve been warned! #drinking #bar #advice #advicetiktok ♬ Heal – Tom Odell
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Except you, Greg. Screw you.
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