Welcome to another edition of “parents about to lose their shit” better known as the funniest parenting memes & tweets of the week.
I have an announcement. I’m changing up how I do these posts. I love doing them, but frankly, it’s becoming to hard to pick just 50 memes and tweets each week.
Therefore, starting next week, I’ll be doing TWO round-ups – the funniest tweets and memes from moms and then another from dads.
I’ll be sending out a press release shortly.
Until next week, please enjoy this collection dad jokes, mom puns, funny tweets, memes, and regular old rants from both genders, all in one place.
Parenting is just me bouncing between “go ask Mommy” and “don’t tell Mommy.”
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) May 2, 2022
I deeply regret intercepting my 7yo who was about to copy this card she found online for my husband’s birthday pic.twitter.com/dizSDvnRFw
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 1, 2022
Someone called me a rock star but with 3 kids I’m more of a rock holder.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) May 5, 2022
Me: You just had a bath, please stay clean
My 4-year-old: pic.twitter.com/KwJpC5LBwc
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 4, 2022
Will someone please explain to me why my teenager refuses to wear anything warm all winter but now that it’s hot out he’s wearing the same hoodie every single day!?
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 4, 2022
https://mobile.twitter.com/reallifemommy3/status/1521834559909908482
I’m not saying I’m the best parent in the world, and unfortunately my kid isn’t saying that either
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) May 3, 2022
I underestimated how much time I’d spend as a parent untangling things
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 6, 2022
10 proudly showed me the Mother’s Day greeting card she “bought” my wife and when I asked her how she purchased it she said she slipped it to the grocery cashier while my wife was checking out, winked, told the cashier not to tell her about it and then “Mommy paid for it.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 5, 2022
Welcome to parenthood. You have no room in your cabinets because they’re filled with oversized novelty cups.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 4, 2022
I got the lawn mowed 30 mins before rain started for the next 3 days. I'm the greatest dad that ever dadded.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 5, 2022
Teen daughter:
Me:
Teen daughter: What?
Me: What?
Teen daughter: Why are you looking that way?
Me: This is how I look.
Teen daughter: Well, stop. You look stupid.— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 4, 2022
Parents need to be prepared to answer questions like “did people in the olden days have fingernails?”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 3, 2022
Me: You're out of the circle of trust.
3yo: Good! I hated it there!
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) May 4, 2022
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