Is it just me or did March-May take forever and now the days are FLYING by?
Wasn’t Mother’s Day last weekend? How’s it Father’s Day already?!?!
Speaking of Father’s Day – if you still didn’t buy dad a gift, it’s not too late. Here’s my list of the most original and unique Father’s Day gifts for any dad.
I’ve got a bad feeling summer is going to pass in a blink and it will be Back to School time before we all had a chance to have any fun.
To slow down the passing of time, take a moment to read the funniest parenting tweets and memes of the past week.
Thoughts and prayers for my son who thought it would be funny to tell me “I’ll get to it when I get to it, woman”
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) June 10, 2020
Sometimes pool time counts as bath time
— Go Ask Your Dad (@_goaskyourdad_) June 7, 2020
Me: [on deathbed]
Wife: It's probably just allergies.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 10, 2020
My kids are chanting “bedtime is a social construct” so that’s enough education for them.
— luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) June 10, 2020
My favorite part of 2020 so far is how ordering takeout most nights of the week is now considered “supporting” local businesses & not being a lazy ass who just doesn’t want to cook… again.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) June 9, 2020
If the fate of the world depended on my kids finding a lost shoe, and that shoe was directly in front of them surrounded by flashing signs, we all would still be doomed.
— Shannon Carpenter (@HossmanAtHome) June 10, 2020
Parenting during quarantine is like riding a bike.
But the chain broke.
And the bike is on fire.
It’s just like that.
— Lessons from the Minivan (@FromMinivan) June 9, 2020
The orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally, but it’s just me reminiscing about 2019.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 9, 2020
Wife: What are you mixing in that water bottle bottle?
Me: A protein shake
W: That’s a package of Mac & Cheese
— Bart (@bartandsoul) June 10, 2020
My brother, who makes six figures a year, is barely home because of his job, has a wife, a nanny, and a cleaning lady, just asked me why I act like parenting is so hard so I guess it was nice knowing him.
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) June 10, 2020
Last night as I was lying down to sleep, I asked my Echo to play “white noise,” but it thought I said “what’s noise?” and proceeded to define it for me.
Bitch, I have two kids. I’ll tell YOU what noise is!
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 10, 2020
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