I’m not sure about the rest of the country, but where I live, August 1st is the deadline for schools to decide what the hell they’re doing next year.
No matter what the schools decide, the outcome will be awful for all parents, because it will most likely involve parents having to choose between a job and the education of children.
Single parents are doubly screwed.
I don’t have an answer because every single situation is different.
I will offer this piece of advice – whatever you choose to do will be the right thing to do. Even in ten years when you look back and possibly say “fuck, that was the wrong thing to do”, it was the right thing to do at the time. You just won’t remember all of the specifics in a decade.
Just like 10000 other past parenting decisions, you can only make choices based on the information you have right now.
Whatever you chose to do, don’t be too hard on yourself.
Good talk.
Well, now that I bummed everyone the hell out, enjoy the funniest parenting tweets and memes from the past week and have a great weekend.
My 4yo was very difficult this weekend and I yelled more than I should have but tonight right before bed she hugged me and said “best friends forever!” and just like that she managed to erase all the bad moments and this kind of witchcraft is exactly why 4yos are so scary.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) July 13, 2020
Pretty sure all my kids have a quick briefing before I wake up where the 3yo gives everyone a PowerPoint presentation on how to make me lose my shit before 8am.
— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) July 14, 2020
how does 98 degrees feel like death on the outside of ur body but ur organs are in there just vibing none of this makes sense
— james (@videojames_) July 14, 2020
My 3yo asked what my favourite animal is and when I said penguin she yelled ‘NO IT ISNT’ and then she yelled at me until I agreed that my favourite animal was a bat and I don’t like bats. Or 3 year olds.
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 14, 2020
I love kindness unless it’s a person at a four way stop waving for me to go when it is clearly their turn.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 17, 2020
My wife and I are spending a night alone for the first time in over a year and I can’t wait to find out what other excuse we’ll use not to fuck.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) July 14, 2020
8-year-old: Are we having tacos tonight?
Me: No.
8: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
8: Can you check again?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 16, 2020
Captcha just had me assemble a desk from IKEA.
— Wendy Liebman (@WendyLiebman) July 15, 2020
When I ask my husband to do projects around the house, I send my 5yo to "help" him bc she motivates him by saying things like:
"I don't think you're strong enough to carry that box."
"You're going so slow."
"Why did you drop those screws on the ground like that?"
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) July 16, 2020
“Have you guys heard of TikToks?”
-how I keep my kids from finding me on TikTok
— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) July 16, 2020
Every time my therapist laughs at me I just assume that means she’s proud
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) July 17, 2020
Lately my targeted social media ads have been some combination of tie dye loungewear sets, coffee mugs, and wine glasses. This is honestly an accurate representation of me as a person.
— Mommy Uncensored (@amomuncensored) July 16, 2020
briefly left my house and interacted with other people in the world, 0/10, would not recommend
— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 13, 2020
I’m sorry I gotta go. I’m gonna be late for my wife’s post grocery shopping orientation where we cover “snacks and treats that are meant for the kids.”
— dADDisms (@Beagz) July 17, 2020
If you don’t say “oh shit I forgot to feed the kids” at least once a day are
you even a parent working from home during a pandemic?— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) July 15, 2020
***
Watch my podcast now!!
0 comments on “25 Funniest Parenting Memes And Tweets This Week”