Welcome to the newest collection of the funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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I’m confused as to what’s happening over at shein other than god awful photoshop pic.twitter.com/LWBR9elmbZ
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 25, 2024
When your 8 year old gets in trouble at school for spelling curse words with scrabble tiles in school, it’s not appropriate to say “well, that’s fucking hilarious.” I know this now.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) April 24, 2024
I love how “have the day you deserve” has replaced “bless your heart,” as the official code for “Go Fuck Yourself.”
— Not Hot. Not Bothered. (@hunbothered) April 24, 2024
This is unfortunate news pic.twitter.com/Tu9gOUEaZp
— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) April 24, 2024
Asked my kid how he wanted me to cut his sandwich, and he said he didn't care, but Reader, it was a trap
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 24, 2024
I was in such a rush this morning that I started putting on a jumper, then realised that I’d already put one on.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) April 25, 2024
I would do literally anything to lose 5 pounds right now except change my diet or increase my exercise.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) April 21, 2024
*pours milk over bowl of ibuprofen for breakfast*
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) April 24, 2024
4: Mommy, what would you say if my arm was broken and someone tried to cut it off?
Me: I’d say, back away from my little girl!
4: and I’d say, you have to cut through my mommy first!
Me:
4: and then I’d call the police— Parenting Presently (The Mom Hack) (@presentparent_) April 24, 2024
I'm not sure how we're supposed to find our life's purpose when most of us couldn't even find Waldo.
— Wisecracking Blonde (@RoobsC) April 24, 2024
The working moms and stay at home moms are arguing about which is more difficult completely disregarding the fact that the work-from-home dog mom has it the hardest
*immediately mutes tweet*
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) April 23, 2024
MILF….
Man
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Love
Finding cashews in the mixed nuts— Kelly (@kelly__le) April 24, 2024
Can I call in pants too tight and go home if I am already at work
— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) April 24, 2024
Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 22, 2024
How is it that Amazon doesn’t have an “I’m on vacation, delay my order” button yet?!
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 21, 2024
Listen, idk how it works but my bed becomes infinitely more comfortable from the hours of 5:30 am to 8:00 pm.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) April 24, 2024
Helpful tip: Don’t write out your grocery list while watching a true crime documentary on a husband-murdering wife, or your husband might think you're taking notes when he walks into the room.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) April 24, 2024
“I’ll just wing it,” is the dumbest thing I say regularly.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) April 23, 2024
A couple from church brought us dinner because I broke my ankle. When they dropped it off my 7yo yelled, “I hope it’s wings!”
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) April 24, 2024
About to start Onlyfans 180…where I eat spoonfuls of large curd cottage cheese open mouthed and you send me $12.99 to just stop
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) April 20, 2024
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