Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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[watching people from a distance] there’s no way this nonsense evolved naturally
— Adam (@YSylon) April 25, 2024
I just walked into the bathroom and 4 had his pants at his ankles with his hand in the toilet bowl trying to touch his own poop.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) April 26, 2024
If you’re over 40 and think people your age look old I have some devastating news for you.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) April 26, 2024
14: my stomach hurts
me: what'd you eat at your friends yesterday?
14: pizza
me: how much
14: just 8 pieces. Then 3 more later.
me: can't imagine why your stomach hurts then 😫
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 26, 2024
A dragon would never explode.
But a dino might.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) April 19, 2024
MY WIFE AND I ARE DOING SHOTS IN AMSTERDAM THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ANYONE
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 25, 2024
You can't blame video games for what kids do.
In the 80s I never had the urge to roll barrels at Italian plumbers.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) April 26, 2024
Nothing says due diligence like checking your kid for a fever with all 26 thermometers you own.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) April 24, 2024
I mistyped the phrase “if bored” as “if board” and now I might have to open a chain of charcuterie restaurants.
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) April 24, 2024
My teen seems so shocked when I already know a meme that she knows
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) April 26, 2024
Being too poor to replace anything I break really helps me keep my rage in check
— Stephen Lee (@StephenBaeFleek) April 25, 2024
My Kid: We're taking turns. It's your turn. You can take a turn, and then I can get it back
Me: We're not taking turns doing YOUR homework
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) April 19, 2024
Met someone the other day who said their favorite color was yellow. What a psycho
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 26, 2024
When my 6yo told me he liked my old man hair I had to ask what he meant and he was like “you know, those really long squiggly ones at the end of your eyebrow” so there’s that.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) April 24, 2024
wanna go get tacos, kill a tub of ice cream and then feel badly about ourselves later?
— Dan (@dadopotamus) April 23, 2024
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