Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Fun things I heard at my son’s little league game today:
Quit dancing and watch the damn game
Is this pee? Who peed in the dugout?
Stop aiming for his head or we’re gonna get sued
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 12, 2023
Moms: Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean I know where everything is.
Also moms: Your orange and black hat is in the front hall closet, left side, on the second shelf, in the brown wicker bin that is next to the black fabric bin.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 15, 2023
I love when someone nervously asks you, “can I ask you something weird?” Like, yes, that’s literally the only kind of thing I ever want to be asked.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) November 15, 2023
I don’t care about how many F bombs I have to drop or tequila shots I have to take, this holiday season is going to be magical damnit.
— themomessence (@themomessence) November 14, 2023
My kids are playing a game where they take turns pretending to be a mom. The mom kisses her baby goodbye, walks out the door to go to work, and then immediately comes back into the room yelling, "Where are my keys?!" I've never felt more personally attacked.
— Katie Sawade Hall (@bluesawadeshoes) November 13, 2023
I come from a very spiritual family. My mother was a medium. I'm a large.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) November 14, 2023
I don't have any pictures of myself at 19 handy because we didn't have computers in our pockets back then. Best I can do is 39
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) November 14, 2023
In case you’re looking for a sex symbol to crush on; sup pic.twitter.com/Fs0z0ACmJK
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) November 15, 2023
I’m pregnant and hungry and nothing we have looks good enough to eat. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) November 14, 2023
Everyone at my funeral is gonna be so surprised to find out I was really cake.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) November 14, 2023
Just discovered that my 5yo thinks the lyrics are "apple button jeans, boots with the brrr" and then he does a little shiver
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 14, 2023