Welcome to the newest collection of the funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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Gen X: I’m so overwhelmed and exhausted.
Boomers: Same. When can you come fix our printer?
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 15, 2024
This morning my 8yr old came in my room with a balloon and proceeded to rub it against the cat to build static electricity so the balloon would stick to the wall. It didn’t work, so the 5yr old helpfully suggested, “you just didn’t have enough cat on it.”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 14, 2024
Sat in my car a minute too long and now the neighbor came out and is watering plants and I can’t go in the house
-memoirs of an introvert
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 16, 2024
Some of the greatest human accomplishments have been made in the past 100 years.
Space travel.
Computers.
Soap just for your bits.— Kelly (@kelly__le) May 15, 2024
Of all the beauty standards I have failed to live up to over the course of my lifetime, I spent the most time and money trying to be tan in my 20s
— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 15, 2024
She died doing what she loved: attempting to open the plastic produce bag at the grocery store.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) May 16, 2024
There’s nothing less satisfying than coming up with a witty comeback to someone's smartass comment a few days or weeks later.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) May 15, 2024
My 11yo son was distraught about his test scores, so I fed him 4 scrambled eggs and a can of spaghettios, and now he's fine.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 14, 2024
7: I don’t want you to have any more babies
Me: That’s okay because I’m not having any more babies
7: Good, but I’m still gonna worry till you’re 50
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 15, 2024
[at Trader Joe’s]
little kid with a mini grocery cart is running away from his mom & pushes his cart straight into my shin as he screams…
“I can do it by myself!!”
TF you can! Now give your mama that cart or imma beat you with it!
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) May 15, 2024
Narrator: they had a son born in 2001
Me: omg he must be like 10 by now that’s crazy
— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) May 14, 2024
I get irrationally anxious when someone in a movie is dialing a phone number, and they don’t punch in the correct amount of digits.
— Not Hot. Not Bothered. (@hunbothered) May 13, 2024
What I said: No you cannot take a stuffie on your field trip today.
What my kid heard: Sure, but take one of your brother’s in case you lose it.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) May 16, 2024
Welcome to your 40s. You now walk around your house turning off lights, angrily mumbling ‘why are all of these lights on?!’
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 14, 2024
One minute you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re the person who says, “You go ahead, I'm just going to sit for a minute.”
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) May 15, 2024
I’m going to the gyno so of course I’m going to undress and hide my underwear and bra out of sight because what a terrible thing if she saw them!
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 15, 2024
I'm just grateful I went to school back when it was OK to be ugly.
— Wisecracking Blonde (@RoobsC) May 11, 2024
This place makes a lot more sense when you realize that anger is a pretty significant source of dopamine
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) May 16, 2024
“You’re not entirely wrong.”
– Me refusing to admit my husband was right
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 14, 2024
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