Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
My kid came up with a new holiday greeting pic.twitter.com/TlSN4dGC9c
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 21, 2022
Just heard a man pronounce Uber “you-ber” and I shall be using this pronunciation henceforth
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) December 17, 2022
We left the house ten minutes ago, waiting to see how long it takes for my husband to remember that we need passports and panic
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 21, 2022
Only 3 days into winter break and I’ve already dipped into the emergency crafts.
— Merry Marissmas💚🎄💛 (@michimama75) December 21, 2022
If I hosted a home improvement show, there would be a 15 minute segment called Where Did I Put the Tool That Was Just in my Hand.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 21, 2022
My mother in law is in town visiting and she keeps complaining that our house is cold. I just overheard her listening to a YouTube video about how to reset our nest thermostat. This should be fun 😳🤪
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) December 18, 2022
As a mom and wife you might recognize me from holiday hits like, ‘Christmas Is Cancelled’, ‘I’m Calling Santa’ and my personal favorite, ‘She’s Your Mom, You Buy Her A Gift’
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 19, 2022
My old officemate from 11 years ago will occasionally email me just to make fun of the time we had a small earthquake and my sane, logical thought was that a family of raccoons was trapped in the ceiling above me
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) December 20, 2022
I love those first few minutes with my 3yo every morning before she's awake enough to choose violence.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 20, 2022
Remembering where I hid all of my kids' presents will be the real Christmas miracle.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 20, 2022
I’m cool, but not like “remember to put your purse on AFTER your jacket” cool.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 20, 2022
This holiday season I am happy to announce that I will be the gift that keeps on giving…
…because none of my Christmas cards are in the mail yet so you’re all getting it in the new year at this point.
— Terri Fry (@momlikethat1) December 21, 2022
My 7yo says “trust me” a lot for someone who lies about wearing underwear
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 21, 2022
My 2yo is considered functionally mute. He's getting a tablet to help him communicate. This morning he spoke is the best phrase I've ever heard. Every word crisp and clear. He said, "No sing, Mommy. Hush."
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) December 17, 2022
adulthood is paying bills and not being able to eat salty foods without consequences
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) December 21, 2022
Misplaced my one working ear bud and being able to fully hear my kids ALL the time is obnoxious
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) December 21, 2022
My 5yo telling us the rules to the game he made up:
“If I win I get the money. If you win I STILL get the money. I can do whatever I want cause I made up the game”
— 🎁🎄Mommeh Cheerest🎄🎁 (@mommeh_dearest) December 21, 2022
Took my kids to an indoor water park 4 days before Xmas bc apparently I’m a psychopath.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) December 22, 2022