July 26th was National Parent’s Day.
I’ve been a parent for over ten years. WHY THE F*CK AM I JUST FINDING OUT WE HAVE OUR OWN DAY?!?!?!
I spent parent’s day with the kids, hiding inside from the oppressive heat, only running out to get lunch, cough drops because both the kids have head colds, and hand sanitizer.
Last night, I dreamt the kids and I were in a car accident. A twenty car pile-up caused by a group of the same sports car racing on a two-lane road.
In the dream, all of us were fine, but the front of my car was cracked up. Nothing serious, just enough to be annoying ever time I got into the car.
When I woke up, I was relieved it was all just a dream and glad I didn’t have one more thing to take care of on my “to do” list.
This is middle age, being happy to have fewer chores.
Other Stuff I Did When I Wasn’t Writing On Notes
- Watch this evil genius hack a Nerf Blaster to scream, play songs, and yell movie quotes when firing.
- This crazy ex-girlfriend learns the hard way that setting a car on fire is dangerous as hell.
- Would you stay at this creepy clown motel in the middle of the desert? Because I would not.
- On “We Run This” this week, Nick and I discuss running in a new place. Click here to listen to the podcast or check out the archive.
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