Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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My fiance and I wanted to get married at the public library
But they told us it was all booked up
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) April 11, 2024
Dog: I have to go outside.
Me: Okay.
Dog: I really really need to go outside.
Me: Okay okay I’m coming.
Dog: YOU NEED TO TAKE ME OUT NOW.
Me: OMG I’m right here let’s go.
Dog: Hold on I have to stretch for ten minutes.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 12, 2024
The older you get the louder your sighs become.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) April 12, 2024
Budgeting tip: You can free up a lot of space, and possibly save money, on your family cloud storage if you delete those pictures of the groceries you sent your wife while grocery shopping.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) April 11, 2024
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but on the plus side, neither do you.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) April 11, 2024
Establish dominance on rival dads by rubbing sunscreen on your kids, right when they’re getting yelled at for not bringing sunscreen
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 8, 2024
My 6yo told his mama this morning “when a man has to fart, he farts.” My little mini-me…
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) April 12, 2024
An erotic calendar, but it’s just a series of 12 dads drinking a beer alone while waiting for their takeout order to bring back to their family.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 24, 2024
My wife deleted social media off her phone which has actually been great for my productivity because now she does all her scrolling on my phone
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 12, 2024
In my 20s: I survived wild parties with nothing to lose.
In my 40s: I survived driving in the rain.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) April 12, 2024
My 6yo: (looking outside) It's raining
My 10yo: but not pouring
Me: and the old man is not snoring
6yo:
10yo:
Me:
6yo: YOU'RE an old man
Me: 😑
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) April 11, 2024
When you say "You're going to hate me for this" you're making a very large assumption that I don't hate you already
— Stephen Lee (@StephenBaeFleek) April 11, 2024
Them: what kind of person are you?
Me: pic.twitter.com/I0TCs29SuC
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 12, 2024
You think you’ve seen it all and then your 2 y/o stands up during bath time and announces that he is pooping as two logs crash in the water and chaos ensues.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) April 11, 2024
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