Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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life is short. deny the meeting request.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) April 3, 2024
Wife- Did you know both of our kids have one freckle on their left big toe?
Me- Really? Definitely didn’t know that.
Wife- Do you even love them?
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) April 5, 2024
There'd be a lot less people having kids if instead people start asking couples if they'd like a new boss in their life that also bullies them and shits their pants a lot.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 4, 2024
I'm afraid I'm getting to the age where I may not be able to use all the wire in my wire drawer before I die
— Stephen Lee (@StephenBaeFleek) March 26, 2024
My phone, trying to show me a detailed report of my screen time usage over the past week… pic.twitter.com/nCYcoWV3HM
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) April 2, 2024
It’s 7:30 in the morning and I want a cheeseburger because that’s normal right?
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) April 4, 2024
Mood pic.twitter.com/OYKtD6VByC
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 4, 2024
An erotic calendar, but it’s just a series of 12 dads drinking a beer alone while waiting for their takeout order to bring back to their family.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 24, 2024
I was having a great day until I decided to use the video camera on my phone to check the top of my head because my hair has been feeling thin and let’s just say I’m now depressed.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) April 4, 2024
Kids talking at bedtime are like the marketing emails which you’ve unsubscribed to multiple times
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 3, 2024
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny."
The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon."
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) April 4, 2024
If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) April 3, 2024
If you miss the solar eclipse don't worry because there will be 8,475,913 million photos of it on social media.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) April 3, 2024
My wife bought me these sweet glasses for watching the eclipse. pic.twitter.com/Kf3fRfNQe9
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 5, 2024
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