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Sit right down and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
When wife reads stories with the 1yo & I’m in the room, the baby looks at me then waves goodbye which might as well be the toddler version of f*ck off
— Dad Set Against…the Dead 🧟♂️ (@DadSetAgainst) October 19, 2022
My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night.
She ended up rolling in the Jeep.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) October 20, 2022
Life with teenagers is basically them sniffing out snacks from a mile away yet missing the odour lingering in their bedroom
— Mike (@Parentpains) October 18, 2022
I talk a lot of shit for a guy who’s terrified he’s going to put diesel in the car every time he fills up on gas
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 19, 2022
Based on the feedback I’ve been given my biggest failing as a parent is that I’m “not mommy”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) October 21, 2022
Spent a few hours out tonight with 9 and 7 and I answered approximately 14,000 questions that they had about everything from why is this floor this color to what's the meaning of life.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 20, 2022
I'm over here having to get my kids snacks and stressing about life yet my parents are just sitting in their house, retired.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) October 19, 2022
My mom is on the phone and has a computer question so I guess I'll see you guys next week.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 20, 2022
I used to be an atheist before my 7YO asked for help with her math homework
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 20, 2022
Some people skip meals and remain calm and peaceful.
I go three hours without eating and I'm yelling at dust.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 20, 2022
My kid is tired of hearing me talk about the bands I saw back in the 1900s
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 20, 2022
A show about a serial killer with a sweet tooth called Dextrose.
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) October 20, 2022
Parents, give that one dad who clearly doesn’t know anyone at your kid’s birthday party an extra slice of cake. He deserves it.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) October 16, 2022
“If you don’t start listening to us, we’re going home,” I say for the 38th time this morning at the pumpkin patch field trip…
— Spooky Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) October 20, 2022
Accidentally used my kids' shampoo this morning, then I kept saying my tummy hurt when my wife said I had to go to work.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 18, 2022
My daughter told me I’m not allowed to use the word, “slay”, in conversation because only kids can say it, so of course I did what any dad would do and substituted it in conversation for every word that ends in “-ay” for the next several hours.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 20, 2022
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