Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
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Sit right down and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
Middle age means learning to navigate work, marriage and kids like a boss but sometimes losing your entire shit when you can’t close a kitchen drawer.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 6, 2022
I used to be very laid-back & now seeing different colors of Play-Doh mixed together triggers me.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 5, 2022
4yo: daddy how old are you?
Me: 37, buddy.
4yo: mommy how old are you?
4yo: daddy, she’s older than you, that makes her the boss of you.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) October 7, 2022
My teenage niece refers to her parents as 'Pangaea' because they smashed a bunch of plates and then separated
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) October 5, 2022
My daughter got mad at me because she was ready to go and I wasn’t. Oh, how the tables have turned.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 6, 2022
Tired of hearing "men are babies when they're sick."
Babies are much tougher.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 6, 2022
Sorry kids I missed your childhood, I was busy trying to align a picture on Microsoft word
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 6, 2022
I will rise, but you can't make me shine.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 6, 2022
I’m in such a great mood today
Anxiety: I’ll be with you in a minute
— Mike (@Parentpains) October 6, 2022
There’s always that person who eats the pickles on their burger and the other throws them away. And they marry each other.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) October 4, 2022
I can’t trust people that say they have perfect children, they’re lying right out of the gate. Have you met children?
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) October 4, 2022
you want to know how old you really feel? stop drinking caffeine and popping ibuprofen. then, just wait.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 7, 2022
I said to my 5yo that I thought he was going to help mommy with the shopping and he said “well that would be nice but I don’t really want to” so there’s proof that honesty isn’t always the best policy
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) October 6, 2022
My wife's pastime is to get upset with me when I don't remember conversations she had with other people when I wasn't there
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 5, 2022