Welcome to the SECOND installment of the funniest mom memes and tweets of the week.
If you’re unaware, I announced a few weeks ago that I’m splitting up the funniest parenting tweets and memes posts into two different articles.
Thursdays are for moms and Fridays are for dads. Plan accordingly.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny ass mommas.
my kid is crying because there’s no volume control on the blender and now we’re all crying because why isn’t there?
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 14, 2022
I’m no couples therapist, but I know the secret to a strong marriage is gossiping about how various friends and family can possibly afford things on their income.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 17, 2022
Always hungry or horny has joined the chat
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 18, 2022
Daughter: I have a question for you mom
Me: ok, what is it?
Daughter: I like you better with makeup on.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 18, 2022
[Picking out bowties]
Me: Which one do you like?
6yo: Well, the flamingo one is something someone graduating would wear. So that one obviously.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) May 18, 2022
You can take my life, you can take my freedom, but you’ll never take this goddamn burrito from me
-Me to my kids, who snuck downstairs after bedtime
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 18, 2022
You haven’t lived until you’ve listened to the Ring doorbell commentary from the guests at your open house
— Deena Lang (@itsdeenalang) May 15, 2022
Have kids so they can call you from the other room to get them water that is 3 inches away from them.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) May 18, 2022
me: I’m worried about her, do you think she’s sick?
— Science Mom 🔬 (@EmSlyce) May 17, 2022
Struggling to get your teen to talk to you?
Tell them it’s time to load the dishwasher.
They’ll do anything to avoid chores and will tell you about their day.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 18, 2022
A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 18, 2022