50+ Funny Kid’s Knock-Knock Jokes They Probably Haven’t Heard

Knock-Knock? Who’s there? Some of the funniest kid’s knock-knock jokes they’ll remember and repeat to friends and family.

 

I love a good joke. Especially a good dad joke.

Knock-knock jokes are the second runner up and incredibly underrated.

If told correctly – and this seems to be an issue for some kids – a knock-knock joke can be hilarious. Especially if the punchline is completely unexpected.

Unlike riddles for kids -which kids also have a hard time remembering and repeating – kid’s knock-knock jokes are quick and usually painless on adults.

I love kid’s knock-knock jokes so much, I included them in the clean joke book I wrote a few years ago.

The publisher was originally against the idea until I explained knock-knock jokes are the perfect way to get interested in humor and comedy writing.

I also explained that I was coming up short on word count for the book and had no choice!

Knock-knock jokes are fun, mindless entertainment perfect for long car rides, to ease tense homeschooling moments, and to

Here are over 50 funny knock-knock jokes for kids that adults will laugh at too.

Kid’s knock-knock jokes using names

 

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Odysseus
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas is not much money these days.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open or am I stuck out here?

Knock-knock jokes about Animals and food

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yorkies
Yorkies who?
Yorkies don’t fit in the lock, open up!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat on a limb and open the door.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?

Weird, silly and gross knock-knock jokes

 

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Bathtub
Billy Bob Bathtub who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Bathtubs do you know?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak
Contro-
Okay, now you say control freak who?

Other great sources for knock-knock jokes for kids
– A huge assortment of knock-knock jokes on Fatherly.com
– Check out all the great kid’s jokes on Funology.
– The Big Book of Silly Jokes For Kids

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You don’t look like a shoe.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I need a puh
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Smellmop
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
That’s gross!!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!

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