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Note #808 – Clinging

Note #808

My daughter loves drawing, painting, and anything that involves creating and crafting. Here’s the only problem – she sees videos on YouTube. She assumes I’m hiding an entire Michael’s arts and crafts store in my spare bedroom closet.

“Why don’t you have a hot glue gun?!?”

“Because I’m a guy and guys don’t hot glue anything! We put Krazy Glue on everything and never have to worry about it again!”

“Can I use the Krazy Glue?”

“Oh hell no! That’s the last thing I need, you being reckless with the glue and accidentally gluing your ass to a stool.”

I told her from now on, if she gives me a little bit of a heads up, I can try and find the supplies she needs for any of her projects, but I just don’t have stuff sitting around the house.

I don’t have much stuff around the house. If I don’t use it, I trash it. If I never see an instance when I’d use an item, I trash it. I toss it out if I don’t remember how I came into possession of an item and never remember using it.

I love throwing stuff away. My love of purging is equal only to my hatred of clutter. For example, the other day, I threw away an entire bag of art projects she’s created over the last few years.

I was able to toss them in the trash and take them to the dumpster before she noticed. I thought she’d come and ask me what I was doing, but I later found out she’d glued herself to the stool in her room and was afraid to tell me.

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STUFF I DID ON INSTAGRAM

If you don’t do this then we can’t be friends.

This is funny every time I watch it.

“No” is a complete sentence. Learn to use it.

STUFF I DID ON TIKTOK

@chris_illuminati

Gotta look at the bright side #SephoraLipLooks #AVrboForTogether

♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys – Kevin MacLeod & Kevin The Monkey

@chris_illuminati

Bullshit #AVrboForTogether #disney #cartoon

♬ Before I Knew It – Mason Ramsey

@chris_illuminati

Ok, so, she’s 22 🤣 #AVrboForTogether #fyp #dating #soulmate

♬ Ginseng Strip 2002 – Yung Lean

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OTHER STUFF I DID THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED

 

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I love you all.

Except you, Greg. Screw you.

– Chris

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