My daughter loves drawing, painting, and anything that involves creating and crafting. Here’s the only problem – she sees videos on YouTube. She assumes I’m hiding an entire Michael’s arts and crafts store in my spare bedroom closet.
“Why don’t you have a hot glue gun?!?”
“Because I’m a guy and guys don’t hot glue anything! We put Krazy Glue on everything and never have to worry about it again!”
“Can I use the Krazy Glue?”
“Oh hell no! That’s the last thing I need, you being reckless with the glue and accidentally gluing your ass to a stool.”
I told her from now on, if she gives me a little bit of a heads up, I can try and find the supplies she needs for any of her projects, but I just don’t have stuff sitting around the house.
I don’t have much stuff around the house. If I don’t use it, I trash it. If I never see an instance when I’d use an item, I trash it. I toss it out if I don’t remember how I came into possession of an item and never remember using it.
I love throwing stuff away. My love of purging is equal only to my hatred of clutter. For example, the other day, I threw away an entire bag of art projects she’s created over the last few years.
I was able to toss them in the trash and take them to the dumpster before she noticed. I thought she’d come and ask me what I was doing, but I later found out she’d glued herself to the stool in her room and was afraid to tell me.
STUFF I DID ON INSTAGRAM
If you don’t do this then we can’t be friends.
This is funny every time I watch it.
“No” is a complete sentence. Learn to use it.
STUFF I DID ON TIKTOK
OTHER STUFF I DID THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
- 50 Funniest Parenting Memes + Tweets This Week
- How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal Your Way Into Being More Creative
- Note #807 – Regonized
- Note #806 – Crafty
- Note #805 – Horseplay
- Note #804 – Seniority
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