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Note #808 – Clinging

Note #808

My daughter loves drawing, painting, and anything that involves creating and crafting. Here’s the only problem – she sees videos on YouTube. She assumes I’m hiding an entire Michael’s arts and crafts store in my spare bedroom closet.

“Why don’t you have a hot glue gun?!?”

“Because I’m a guy and guys don’t hot glue anything! We put Krazy Glue on everything and never have to worry about it again!”

“Can I use the Krazy Glue?”

“Oh hell no! That’s the last thing I need, you being reckless with the glue and accidentally gluing your ass to a stool.”

I told her from now on, if she gives me a little bit of a heads up, I can try and find the supplies she needs for any of her projects, but I just don’t have stuff sitting around the house.

I don’t have much stuff around the house. If I don’t use it, I trash it. If I never see an instance when I’d use an item, I trash it. I toss it out if I don’t remember how I came into possession of an item and never remember using it.

I love throwing stuff away. My love of purging is equal only to my hatred of clutter. For example, the other day, I threw away an entire bag of art projects she’s created over the last few years.

I was able to toss them in the trash and take them to the dumpster before she noticed. I thought she’d come and ask me what I was doing, but I later found out she’d glued herself to the stool in her room and was afraid to tell me.



If you don’t do this then we can’t be friends.

This is funny every time I watch it.

“No” is a complete sentence. Learn to use it.



Gotta look at the bright side #SephoraLipLooks #AVrboForTogether

♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys – Kevin MacLeod & Kevin The Monkey


Bullshit #AVrboForTogether #disney #cartoon

♬ Before I Knew It – Mason Ramsey


Ok, so, she’s 22 🤣 #AVrboForTogether #fyp #dating #soulmate

♬ Ginseng Strip 2002 – Yung Lean




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– Chris


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