How’s everyone doing after week one of the quarantine?
You can be honest or can lie. Whatever helps get you through the day.
I’ve been keeping a quarantine journal. I posted a few entries.
Here are some reasons you should try keeping a journal too. And not just during a pandemic.
Ok, here are the notes…
Parenting Note #701
To be honest, I don’t like it either.
Parenting Note #702
Now if I only had Bruce Wayne’s billions…
Parenting Note #703
All I want is a nice soufflé, is that too much to f**king ask?!?!
Parenting Note #704
She wanted me to call the police and I told her some crimes are better left unsolved.
Parenting Note #705
“I’m watching you sit down to watch TV. And then you can watch me walk out of the room and go take a nap.”
Parenting Note #706
Thor agrees.
Parenting Note #707
KID: “What’s that thing on the ceiling?”
ME: (points at my eyes, points at him.)
KID: “I’m moving out.”
Parenting Note #708
I’ll save the $25 and just give them the liquid high fructose.
Parenting Note #709
True story.
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