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by Chris Illuminati January 19, 2022 0

Note #801 – Resolutions

Did you know that January 19th is the average day people give up on their New Year’s Resolutions? I personallyContinue Reading

by Chris Illuminati January 11, 2022 0

My son’s friend turned 12 last week. He didn’t have a party, I’ll assume thanks to Covid, and because peopleContinue Reading

by Chris Illuminati November 29, 2021 0

Every time I see a comment that starts with “yeah but what about…” I know I’m about to hear howContinue Reading

by Chris Illuminati November 25, 2021 0

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Except you, Gary. You can go to hell.

by Chris Illuminati November 15, 2021 0

There was a time when everything bothered me and threw me off my game. If something went wrong in myContinue Reading

by Chris Illuminati November 8, 2021 0

The oldest got caught in a huge lie. A massive, multi-level, months-long con job of insanely detrimental proportions. He’ll recover.Continue Reading

by Chris Illuminati November 2, 2021 0

Two sports seasons are coming to an end for my oldest kid. This past weekend was the cross country championships.Continue Reading

by Chris Illuminati October 25, 2021 0

The kids were with their mom this weekend, however, I saw them so many times for various events that itContinue Reading

by Chris Illuminati August 9, 2021 0

I took the kids to a local festival this weekend. The term festival is being used incredibly loosely. The festivalContinue Reading

by Chris Illuminati June 14, 2021 0

Unless he’s asked, my dad isn’t the type of person to give out advice. He’s a listener. Forty years workingContinue Reading