My daughter has said this on numerous mornings. The first time she said it, I laughed, which I think is the reason she keeps saying it but I feel as though her initial request was serious.
I would never, ever hit her with the car. I will, however, honk when she’s standing right in front of the car because that’s hilarious.
I’ve never seen her jump so high. I’ve gotten her brother with the horn on a few occasions too. Now, they’re usually waiting for it, but every once in a while I’ll catch them sleeping and HOOONKKKK!
Ugh, it cracks me the hell up every time.
I really need to start recording the honk scares so I can post the video on my social channels and to show future therapists.
NOTES YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
- Note #813 – Rendezvous
- Note #812 – Preparation
- Note #811 – High Noon
- Note #810 – Asylum
- Note #809 – Impasse
STUFF I DID ON INSTAGRAM THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
STUFF I DID ON TIKTOK THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
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@chris_illuminati Nothing like a relaxing nature walk to make a person feel stupid #sustainability #diditmyself #lifeadvice ♬ Just A Cloud Away – Pharrell Williams
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