Tag: parenting advice

This week, The Kid wants me to stop acting a fool, kid shows songs get stuck in my cranium and people think I stuff poop in my pocket.

In the notes this week, the kids make up words for bodily functions, the bank teller knows I’m taking change from my kids and vitamins are becoming the high point of my day.

This week, the kids want to impale me with a toy, people have a huge issue with my grocery list, and I don’t have a hard copy of the rules.

This week, the kids stand around naked for hours, tell me riddles with no answers and I accidentally yell at children that aren’t mine.

This week, the youngest wants to play chef and learns the value of “no” and the kids don’t know whatContinue Reading

This week, I feed the kids crap so I can go to the gym and get healthy, I demand moreContinue Reading

This week, I take up yoga for all the wrong (and right) reasons, I learn never to mess with stains and discuss common street signs.

This week, the kids play school (for some reason), I get mad at people on the street and I’ll go on any boring field trip.