The holidays are (almost) over.
We’ve survived another year.
Here’s to an amazing 2021 for every single one of us.
It can only go up from here.
Here are the funniest tweets and memes from parents this week.
It’s not family game night until someone slams a door.
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) December 30, 2020
time to play “the scale is lava”
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) December 30, 2020
wife: I want you to rake the yard today
me: consider it done
wife: I thought you were going to rake
me: I thought you were going to consider it done
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 30, 2020
Why did I do that?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 30, 2020
They say you should do one thing every day that scares you so today I saw a phone call coming in and answered it.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) December 21, 2020
Anyone else peaking though the blinds to see if the garbage truck takes everything and somehow worried you may get in trouble?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 31, 2020
My kid has stolen my heart. And my sleep. Aaaaand my snack.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 31, 2020
This shampoo says it repairs damage, but I still feel haunted by my past.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) December 28, 2020
Olive Garden's slogan, "We're all family here" doesn't make any sense because I don't hide in the bathroom when I'm at Olive Garden.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) December 28, 2020
Motion to omit 2020 the way buildings do a 13th floor
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 28, 2020
*sucks down capri sun*
hit me with another pouch, bartender
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) December 26, 2020
Someone gave my 7yo a cake pop baking kit for Christmas. So anyway, she helped mix a few ingredients for 5 minutes and then I made cake pops.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 30, 2020
I love influencer Instagram bios that are like “mamma to 👶🏻👧🏻 wife to 👨🏼🦰 dog mamma to 🐩 daughter of the 😈 co-founder of 🪑 BFF to 🦷”
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) December 29, 2020
My husband: What do you want to do today?
Me: It’s the day after Christmas. I’m sitting on my ass. Take your overambitiousness elsewhere.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 26, 2020
The days after Xmas are just me walking around in my bathrobe not knowing what day or time it is yelling “that’s a perfectly good gift bag, don’t you dare throw it away”.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) December 26, 2020
Washed and styled my hair, shaved, waxed, did my nails, and exfoliated everywhere. If 2021 is gonna fuck me as hard as 2020 I want to be prepared.
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) December 31, 2020
Hey Santa you forgot the batteries again you piece of shit
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) December 25, 2020
6-year-old: *hands me her favorite stuffed animal* Can I trust you to watch him?
Me: I watch you.
6: I watch myself.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 31, 2020
SAY GOODBYE TO 2020 WITH THE FUNNIEST PARENTING MEMES & TWEETS OF THE YEAR
Since the year is over, let’s go back and take a look at some of the funniest parenting memes and tweets of 2020. Here are the previous weeks to read and enjoy.
- Week of December 18th
- Week of December 11th
- Week of December 4th
- Week of November 27th
- Week of November 20th
- Week of November 13th
- Week of November 6th
- Week of October 30th
- Week of October 23th
- Week of October 16th
- Week of October 9th
- Week of October 2nd
- Week of September 25th
- Week of September 19th
- Week of September 11th
- Week of September 4th
- Week of August 28th
- Week of August 21st
- Week of August 14th
- Week of August 7th
- Week of July 31th
- Week of July 24th
- Week of July 17th
- Week of July 10th
- Week of July 3rd
- Week of June 26th
- Week of June 21st
- Week of June 12th
- Week of June 5th
- Week of May 29th
- Week of May 22nd
- Week of May 15th
- Week of May 8th
- Week of April 31th
- Week of April 24th
- Week of April 17th
- Week of April 10th
- Week of July 3rd
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